The great law peoples of Britain granted Amy Winehouse and her ex-hubby Blake a divorce after the torture never stopped for two years.

They were a match made in reality TV: Blake was in jail six months after they married, yet it was he who filed for divorce after he found out Amy was banging other guys. This all happened between drunken benders, public fights, multiple arrests, all while Winehouse’s star elevated her as one of the worst pop stars of the decade. How did VH1 not pick this up to go back-to-back with "Flavor of Love"?

Before Heart decided to release album after album of hair-band pop in the 80’s to support Ann Wilson’s growing waistline, the group blessed us with some great kickass rock albums to close out the 70’s. Now the sisters Wilson have not only announced working on a new album, they've announced a children's book based on their 1978 album Dog & Butterfly.

Often times I wonder why bands do this non-music crap. Heart has released one album in the past 15 years, which nobody bought, and now they're going to not only put out another album nobody wants, they're going to throw in a children's book no one will buy.

And you're gonna read your child a book written by THIS woman?