The great law peoples of Britain granted Amy Winehouse and her ex-hubby Blake a divorce after the torture never stopped for two years.

They were a match made in reality TV: Blake was in jail six months after they married, yet it was he who filed for divorce after he found out Amy was banging other guys. This all happened between drunken benders, public fights, multiple arrests, all while Winehouse’s star elevated her as one of the worst pop stars of the decade. How did VH1 not pick this up to go back-to-back with "Flavor of Love"?

If any kind of news would brighten my day, it would be the potential demise of a band like Panic at the Disco!

Except when the band splits into two pieces.

Now two bands have the ability to write heart-on-the-sleeve notes about things that stopped mattering junior year in college, both with the attention of major record labels and radio stations. This is why I do not listen to the radio much.