Satriani. Hagar. Anthony. That horrible drummer from RHCP (a funk-rock band with a shitty drummer all these years? yes it's true). CHICKENFOOT.

The three best comments I've heard on Chickenfoot so far:

1) "I heard Sammy singing, 'Oh! YEAH!' and I thought 'Oh! NO! You fucking suck!'"

2) I told my best friend about there being a new supergroup, and he immediately asked, "Which members of Van Halen are in it? Every supergroup nowadays has gotta be an offshoot of Van Halen...."

3) Chickenfoot: the square version of peace: