The great law peoples of Britain granted Amy Winehouse and her ex-hubby Blake a divorce after the torture never stopped for two years.

They were a match made in reality TV: Blake was in jail six months after they married, yet it was he who filed for divorce after he found out Amy was banging other guys. This all happened between drunken benders, public fights, multiple arrests, all while Winehouse’s star elevated her as one of the worst pop stars of the decade. How did VH1 not pick this up to go back-to-back with "Flavor of Love"?

Winehouse turned into the next big thing nobody realized was becoming a big thing here in America. I remember reading a personal ad by some girl who was fantasizing that she knew more about music than her ideal man because he’d have no idea who Amy Winehouse was. You’re not part of the musical elite when you’re name-checking artists with a top 10 hit and a multi-platinum album. Amy would be the worst example of “I know more about music than you do.” She’s even less qualified for the tag of “attractive vocalist,” but that’s another post in itself.

What’s downright scary is some guy will try to be with Amy in the near future, knowing full well she’s rich, crazy, and practically tried to kill her now ex-husband while she was still banging other guys.

And for that man I raise a toast, because he's gonna be proper fucked.